- your favourite swear word is "bloody hell"
- you see an elaborate ring or locket and you automatically think "horcrux"
- you make your own harry potter potions
- you tattoo the symbol of the deathly hallows on any surface that permits it, especially your wrist
- you find yourself hissing at snakes, hoping that they'll respond
- you point at normal things such as parking meters and say, "look at the things these muggles dream up!"
- you refer to your chemistry class as potions
- you refer to your math class as arithmancy
- you name all your pets after harry potter characters
- you try not to touch any trophies, for fear of it being a portkey, and that it would transport you to a graveyard
- your phone's ringtone is "hedwig's theme"
- you refer to the telephone as fellytone
- ferrets cause you to break out laughing
- you find yourself looking for the flying and invisibility buttons on cars
- you write in diaries, hoping that they'll reply
- you count the days until you're old enough for your apparition license, but everyone else thinks you're talking about driving
- you squish every beetle you see - it just might be rita skeeter
- you find yourself waiting for the pieces to move on their own when you're playing chess
- you wince when when one of your opponent's pieces captures one of yours for fear that they'll become violent
- you stare into a mirror for hours, wondering if you have no heart's desire, since nothing showed up
- you always bow before touching a horse
- and then refuse to pet the horse if it doesn't bow back
- when confronted with a locked door, you automatically say "alohomora"
- when you switch on the lights, you say "lumos"
- as you lock a door, you say "colloportus"
- "hedwig's theme" keeps playing in your head even during an exam
- you have feathers in your pencil case instead of pens
- you see something that scares you and you automatically say "riddikulus"
- anytime you see a big shaggy black dog, you're extremely careful for the next 24 hours
- the cactus plant in your house is actually a mimbulus mimbletonia
- all the pages 394 in your house are scribbled with the symbol of the deathly hallows
- whenever it gets cold and dark and you're sad, you assume that the dementors are around so you eat lots of chocolate
- you see a shadow on the wall and you scream "expecto patronum!" and run screaming
- your family has to say a password before they're allowed to enter your room
- when someone says "i'm serious", you say "no, you're not!"
- you say "oh merlin" instead of "omg"
- you find it hard to trust people who stutter nervously and wear turbans
- you avoid 50-foot snakes
- you search everywhere for a chamber of secrets in school
- the harry potter books are your bibles
- you see a trail of spiders and you suspect that there's a basilisk in the area
- you call the post office, complaining about a missing hogwarts letter
- you attempt to find misplaced items with "accio"
Thursday, 11 July 2013
You know you're obsessed with harry potter when....
true potterheads unite... :)
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Yes! Yes! I so do this!
ReplyDeleteEsp #35...40...43...AND EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS A REDUNDANT QUESTION, I SAY "OBVIOUSLY..."
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