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Thursday, 11 July 2013

You know you're obsessed with harry potter when....

true potterheads unite... :)

  1. your favourite swear word is "bloody hell"
  2. you see an elaborate ring or locket and you automatically think "horcrux"
  3. you make your own harry potter potions
  4. you tattoo the symbol of the deathly hallows on any surface that permits it, especially your wrist
  5. you find yourself hissing at snakes, hoping that they'll respond
  6. you point at normal things such as parking meters and say, "look at the things these muggles dream up!"
  7. you refer to your chemistry class as potions
  8. you refer to your math class as arithmancy
  9. you name all your pets after harry potter characters
  10. you try not to touch any trophies, for fear of it being a portkey, and that it would transport you to a graveyard
  11. your phone's ringtone is "hedwig's theme"
  12. you refer to the telephone as fellytone
  13. ferrets cause you to break out laughing
  14. you find yourself looking for the flying and invisibility buttons on cars
  15. you write in diaries, hoping that they'll reply
  16. you count the days until you're old enough for your apparition license, but everyone else thinks you're talking about driving
  17. you squish every beetle you see - it just might be rita skeeter
  18. you find yourself waiting for the pieces to move on their own when you're playing chess
  19. you wince when when one of your opponent's pieces captures one of yours for fear that they'll become violent
  20. you stare into a mirror for hours, wondering if you have no heart's desire, since nothing showed up
  21. you always bow before touching a horse
  22. and then refuse to pet the horse if it doesn't bow back
  23. when confronted with a locked door, you automatically say "alohomora"
  24. when you switch on the lights, you say "lumos"
  25. as you lock a door, you say "colloportus"
  26. "hedwig's theme" keeps playing in your head even during an exam
  27. you have feathers in your pencil case instead of pens
  28. you see something that scares you and you automatically say "riddikulus"
  29. anytime you see a big shaggy black dog, you're extremely careful for the next 24 hours
  30. the cactus plant in your house is actually a mimbulus mimbletonia
  31. all the pages 394 in your house are scribbled with the symbol of the deathly hallows
  32. whenever it gets cold and dark and you're sad, you assume that the dementors are around so you eat lots of chocolate
  33. you see a shadow on the wall and you scream "expecto patronum!" and run screaming
  34. your family has to say a password before they're allowed to enter your room
  35. when someone says "i'm serious", you say "no, you're not!"
  36. you say "oh merlin" instead of "omg"
  37. you find it hard to trust people who stutter nervously and wear turbans
  38. you avoid 50-foot snakes
  39. you search everywhere for a chamber of secrets in school
  40. the harry potter books are your bibles
  41. you see a trail of spiders and you suspect that there's a basilisk in the area
  42. you call the post office, complaining about a missing hogwarts letter
  43. you attempt to find misplaced items with "accio"
anymore...? :D

2 comments:

  1. Yes! Yes! I so do this!

    Esp #35...40...43...AND EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS A REDUNDANT QUESTION, I SAY "OBVIOUSLY..."

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